Hole of Hope and Glory

[Tune: Land of hope and glory – E Elgar]

Hole of hope and glory,
Should be parr’d in three,
It’s the old, old story,
Your ball’s caught the tree;
Fish it from the river,
Hoping for a four,
Swing, all in a dither,
In the drink once more…
Swing all in a dither,
In the drink once more.

By my calculation,
You’re now playing five,
Come on – concentration,
You’re still just alive;
Smoothly swing and slowly,
Aiming for the pin…
Such anticipation,
I think it’s going in…
What exhilaration,
Yes, it’s going in!