Home on the Range

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Home on the Range

[Tune: Home on the Range – DE Kelley]

Oh! give me a home where the golfers all roam
And the sky’s full of range balls all day;
Where seldom is heard an ungolferly word,
And for baskets of balls you don’t pay.
Home, on the golf range
Where the addicts and novices play
I take out a wood
Just to see if I could
Take my set-up and blast balls away.

Oh, give me a home where the golfers all roam,
Where the tees are set temptingly high;
Should smite this wee ball
With no trouble at all,
And so why won’t the blasted thing fly?
Home, on the golf range
My swing I attempt to improve.
I don’t know what’s wrong
But I’ll keep bashing on,
‘Til I feel I’ve got back in the groove.

[repeat tune of last four lines]
I’m – at – home, on the golf range,
Though you probably think I’m insane;
But between me and you,
It’s what I like to do,
So I’ll take a large basket again…..and again…and again…
Yes…, I’ll take a large basket again.

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