Junior and Senior Golf

[Tune: Three little maids from school; The Mikado – A Sullivan]

Twenty wee golfers, bright and early,
Came to our Golf Club’s seminary,
The way that they hit the ball was scary,
Though they were only wee
They hit it firm and free.
[Music – Slower]
Fifty old golfers stiff and weary,
Wedn’sday mornings, eyes still bleary,
Dragged round the course by their trolleys clearly,
Struggling off the tee…
That’s more like you and me…
Oh to be young and free!