Off Scratch Today

[Tune: Good Christian men rejoice – Traditional]

Good golfing men, rejo-oice,
With heart and soul and voi-oice
Give ye heed to what we say,
[Bill] is down to scratch today.
Handicappers – to him bow.
Are we jealous – yes, and how!
[Bill’s] off scratch toda-ay.
[Bill’s] off scratch today.