The Guy who found the Lost Ball
[Tune: Come on let’s celebrate – Jimmy Durante]
Come on let’s celebrate,
‘cos I’m feeling great,
I’m the guy who found the lost ball.
No, no, please don’t wait.
I won’t make us late.
I’m just poking round for lost balls.
It won’t take me hours,
I’ve got psychic powers,
When I’m hunting down your lost ball.