When this winter round is over
[Tune: What a friend we have in Jesus – CC Converse]
When this winter round is over,
O how happy I will be!
Once I’m back inside the clubhouse
No more ‘Winter Cups’ for me.
Bring a warming mug of coffee,
Serve some hot soup out for me.
You won’t see me reappearing
On an icy golfing tee.
I don’t want to get the frostbite,
Hunt for balls in driven snow,
Dress to look like Michelin tyre man
Frozen stiff from head to toe.
How I long for spring to blossom
When again I can swing free,
When the main greens are reopened
And the birdies call to me.