You can putt your shiny golf ball
[Tune: You can roll a silver dollar – Traditional]
You can putt your shiny golf ball all along the ground
And it will ro-o-oll; because it’s rou-ou-nd,
A golfer doesn’t know what a good strike he’s made,
Until it’s going, down, down, down, down.
Listen, you golfers, listen to me, I want you to understand,
That if the shiny golf ball won’t go in that hole, the remedy lies in your hands….